Los 10 del Diablito

10. to feel better about ourselves
  9. target practice
  8. to remember what we're fighting for
  7. to prove that inbreeding is bad
  6. a laugh
  5. making moonshine
  4. staffing Waffle House restaurants
  3. Sarah Palin's career
  2. to see what klansmen look like without their sheets
  1. tea-bagging

10. la guerra nuclear
  9. la suegra
  8. los vampiros
  7. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
  6. the IRS
  5. la llorona
  4. el chupacabras
  3. el herpes
  2. morirse sólo
  1. Sarah Palin

10. just say "no"
  9. genetically breed-out all of the alcoholics and addicts
  8. legalize it
  7. spread the rumor that Jesús Malverde is gay
  6. switch all the bullets for flowers
  5. "cash for cocaine" stimulus plan
  4. mind your own business
  3. hugs not drugs
  2. declare war on all of Latin America
  1. make love not war