Los 10 del Diablito

10. la guerra nuclear
  9. la suegra
  8. los vampiros
  7. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
  6. the IRS
  5. la llorona
  4. el chupacabras
  3. el herpes
  2. morirse sólo
  1. Sarah Palin

10. just say "no"
  9. genetically breed-out all of the alcoholics and addicts
  8. legalize it
  7. spread the rumor that Jesús Malverde is gay
  6. switch all the bullets for flowers
  5. "cash for cocaine" stimulus plan
  4. mind your own business
  3. hugs not drugs
  2. declare war on all of Latin America
  1. make love not war

10. “depends”
9. it takes two tries to get up from the couch
8. getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot
7. you fall asleep watching TV…every time you watch TV
6. "happy hour" is a nap
5. you have to buy slip-on shoes because you can no longer tie them
4. you have hot flashes, even though you're always cold
3. you have to take Viagra just to pee
2. the Republican agenda starts to make sense
1. you think the “Jitterbug” is a smart phone