La Pendejada de la Semana

I thought doctors were supposed to be smart, but apparently, some of them can be pretty damn stupid. If Mel Gibson got black-listed (pun intended) for using the "N-word" during a private telephone conversation, how does Dr. Laura Schlessinger, the syndicated talk show host, expect she can get away with saying it, not once, not twice, but 11 times while on the air? And worse yet, she used the inpoliticallycorrect term while giving "advice" to a black woman who had called in about a racism issue she had with friends of her white husband. Dr. Laura's solution? N-bomb the hyper-sensitivity out of her caller and accuse her of not having a "sense of humor."

Who are we to tell anybody how to do his or her job, let alone how to make an exit. But come on, Steven Slater—do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Although not personally on the JetBlue flight, and a recording has yet to surface, two wrongs don't make right, and dropping an f-bomb over the intercom on an airplane really isn't all that different than setting off a shoe-bomb. There may have been children or christians on the flight for whom that kind of language is nothing less than emotional terrorism! It was cowardly of you to take the easy way out by sliding out the back via the emergency exit. I would suggest that you should've stayed on the plane and taken it like a man, but as a male flight attendant, I think it's safe to say that "take it like a man" has an entirely different meaning to you. Shame, shame.

Christopher Wilhite, maestro de música de Fremont, California, fue detenido en el aeropuerto internacional Seatac por supuestamente usar su cámara digital para tomar fotos por debajo de la falda de una mujer que iba delante de él en la escalera eléctrica. Según las autoridades, la víctima dijo que se dio cuenta de las acciones de Wilhite al escuchar repetidamente el ruido que hace el obturador de la cámara. Por favor Christopher, ¡no seas pendejo! ¡Es una cámara digital! Si vas a ser mirón, ¡por lo menos apaga el sonido “opcional” del obturador!